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" Give a man a fish and he will have dinner for one day. Teach a man to fish and he will be late for dinner.
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Teach a Man to Fish .. 1  , From a Website Visitor 4-Aug

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Joke by Old Lady and the Game Warden,
From a Website Visitor
4/6/2003
3479 visits
   " A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife "
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Joke by bygdawg,

07 Apr 2006
2472 visits
   " A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Tom consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guy "
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Joke by bygdawg,

07 Apr 2006
2344 visits
   " A married couple went on a fishing trip. The husband went out on the lake with his boat and equipment, while the wife took a "
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Joke by X marks the spot,
Bob Burill, Austin, Texas

2506 visits
   " Bob and Chuck rented a bass boat and went fishing. At dusk, Bob mentioned they should head in since they were a long way from "
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Joke by Hunting Montra,
From a Website Visitor
3-May
3348 visits
   " EARLY TO BED,
EARLY TO RISE,
HUNT ALL DAY,
AND MAKE UP LIES. "
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Joke by Teach a Man to Fish .. 2,
From a Website Visitor
3-Aug
2202 visits
   " Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Joke by Teach a Man to Fish .. 1,
From a Website Visitor
4-Aug
2004 visits
   " Give a man a fish and he will have dinner for one day. Teach a man to fish and he will be late for dinner.
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Joke by Anonymous,


2108 visits
   " Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. "
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Joke by Fish Tank,
From a Website Visitor

1943 visits
   " There's these two fish in a tank, and one fish says to the other fish..
"How do you drive this thing?" "
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Joke by maria, Date Range

1-7-08
987 visits
   " there were 10 fish in the water 7 drowned how many were left? 10 because fish cant drown "
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